LET’S PRACTICE TONGUE TWISTER

“ To sit in solemn silence in a dull dark dock

In a pestilential prison with a life long lock

Awaiting the sensation of a short sharp shock.

From a cheap and chippy chopper on a big black block.”

“Yally bally had a  jolly golliwog. Feeling folly, yally bally bough his jolly golli’ a dollie made of holly! The golli’, feeling jolly, named the holly dollie, polly. So yolly bally’s jolly golli’s dolli polly’s also jolly !”

“Dr. Jhonson and Mr. Jhonson, after great consideration, came to the conclusion that the Indian nation beyond the Indian ocean is back in education because the chief occupation is cultivation.”

“Yellow, butter, purple jelly,red jam, black bread.

Spread it thick,say it quick!

Yellow, butter, purple jelly,red jam, black bread.

Spread it thick,say it quicker!

Yellow, butter, purple jelly,red jam, black bread.

Don’t eat with your mouth full.”

“How much myrtle would a wood turtle hurdle if a wood turtle could hurdle myrtle?

A wood turtle would hurdle as much myrtle as a wood turtle could hurdle if a wood turtle could hurdle myrtle.”

“She sells sea shells on the sea shore;

The shells that she sells are sea shells I’m sure

So if she sells sea shells on the sea shore,

I’m sure that the shells are sea shore shells.”

“A twister of twist once twisted a twist

And the twist that he twisted was a three twisted twist

Now in twisting this twist,if a twist should untwist.

Would the twist that untwisted the twist”

“I am a mother pheasant plucker

I pluck mother pheasants

I am the best mother pheasant plucker

That ever plucked a mother pheasant.”

“Mrs. Puggy wuggy has a square cut pun. Not a punt cut square, just a square cut punt. It’s around in the sterm and blunt in the front. Mrs.puggy wuggy has a square cut punt.”

“Moses supposes his toeses are roses, but moses supposes erroneously.

For moses,he knowses,his toeses are not roses, as moses supposes his toeses to be.”