Education English | Spoof Text : The Old Man | An 80-year-old man goes to a doctor for a checkup. The doctor is amazed at his shape. "To what do you attribute your remarkably good health?"
"I am a turkey hunter and that's why I'm in good shape. Get up before daylight, chase turkeys up and down the mountains."
The doctor says, "Well, I'm sure it helps, but there has to be genetic factors. How old was your dad when he died?"
"Who says my dad's dead?"
"You're 80 years old and your dad's alive? How old is he?"
"Dad's 100. In fact, he turkey hunted with me this morning."
"What about your dad's dad – how old was he when he died?"
"Who says my granddad's dead?"
"You're 80 years old and your grandfather's still living? How old is he?"
"118."
"I suppose you're going to tell me he went turkey hunting this morning?"
"No. He got married."
The doctor looks at the man in amazement. "Got married? Why would a 118-year-old guy want to get married?" The old-timer answers, "Who says he wanted to?"
"I am a turkey hunter and that's why I'm in good shape. Get up before daylight, chase turkeys up and down the mountains."
The doctor says, "Well, I'm sure it helps, but there has to be genetic factors. How old was your dad when he died?"
"Who says my dad's dead?"
"You're 80 years old and your dad's alive? How old is he?"
"Dad's 100. In fact, he turkey hunted with me this morning."
"What about your dad's dad – how old was he when he died?"
"Who says my granddad's dead?"
"You're 80 years old and your grandfather's still living? How old is he?"
"118."
"I suppose you're going to tell me he went turkey hunting this morning?"
"No. He got married."
The doctor looks at the man in amazement. "Got married? Why would a 118-year-old guy want to get married?" The old-timer answers, "Who says he wanted to?"
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