A tutor who tooted the flute
tried to tutor two tooters to toot.
Said the two to their tutor:
"Is it harder to toot,
Or to tutor two tooters to toot?"
The sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick
What noise annoys an oyster?
The noise that annoys an oyster
is a noise that knows no oyster.
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