Fun Story : I am willing to do whatever you want

A sexy college student who threatened to fail the test came a young professor's office. He glanced briefly around it, closed the door, and immediately knelt in front of the professor as he pleaded.
"Mr. Lecturer, I am willing to do anything to pass the exam ....", He said, glancing flirtatiously.
Then the student approached the professor, shaked hair, looked into her eyes full of meaning. "If you still do not know what I mean ..." she whispered, "I am willing to do anything, whatever you want ..."
Young professors had met his gaze, "Anything?"
"Whatever!", Replied the student as soon as possible.
The sound was softened lecturer, "Anything?"
"Whatever ...."
Finally, Mr. lecturer whispered, "Will you ... ... ... learn?"

Fun story : Salim and Ms Young

The Salim ride busway, and sat beside young mothers beautiful and sexy.
Incidentally the young mother began to nurse her baby.
But when the young mother to nurse, the baby refused ..
The young mother said, "come on darling drunk, later mama love on the same mine" ...
Ten minutes later the baby still will not drink breast milk.
The young mother persuaded again "let dong dear mama drink milk ... later on the real love of a distinguished ..."
Tiba2 the Salem spoke to the young mother "Look ..please quickly take a decision .. I should have gone down in 4 stops before .. "

Fun Story : The Always Open Door

On a sunny Sunday afternoon, two young men visited RT from door to door collecting funds for humanitarian assistance. When they knocked on one door, and saw that the woman who opened the door was not happy to see them.

The woman told them emphatically that he did not want to help anything, and before they could say anything more, she slammed the door in front of them. Surprisingly, the door does not close, even re-open. She tried again, really pushed the door, and slammed again with the same result, the door opened again.

She was convinced that young people had jammed the door with their feet, and this time he amassed huge power to slam the door with very strong. At that time, one of them said quietly,
"Ma'am, before you do it again, you should move your cat first."...

Fun Story : Does your wife's name Wendy?

There was a husband who loved his wife named Wendy, so he decided to tattoo 'yours' with the name of his wife Wendy. If 'yours' the man is not erect then you see only the 'W' and 'Y' only. One time the man was peeing in a toilet.
Beside him stood a black African man big higher. At first glance the man to see 'yours' of the African ... well ... W and Y are visible. Maybe he has a wife with the same name. The man asked the African man if they might have the same wife's name. African man replied "Oh, no,-so I read, 'Welcome to Jamaica have a nice Day'"

Fun Story : Exactly three hours later

A man dressed in full suits and elegant was walking to go somewhere, when suddenly a child appeared in front of him and asked:

"I'm sorry om, bole asked you?. Right now what time is it? "

The man folded his left arm across his chest, looking at her hand and said:

"It's quarter to three o'clock."

The boy thanked him and said: "Exactly three hours later om can kiss my ass." He said as he fled.

The gallant men feel harassed and chased the boy to give lessons.

When he was running after, a colleague stop him office.

"What you running it?" Asked the colleague.

Pointing to the child, elegant man recalled: "The boy asked what time, and I replied at a quarter to three, .. EEEE .. he said three o'clock precisely I could kiss his ass. "

His friend looked at the clock and said: "Why, still ten minutes left, why the rush?".

Fun Story : The Jews Train Ticket

Jatinegara train station there are 2 Britons and 2 of the Jews were lined up a ticket to Cancun. The British regard the Jew to buy a ticket, they were surprised because the Jews had just bought only 1 ticket.
Then when they climbed into the wagon, his seat was close. After the rail road and the officer came to check tickets, two Jews were rushed into the toilet. When the officers banged on the toilet door to check tickets, doors open and visible hands that stuck out the train ticket. "Oh, so apparently a way to outsmart the train ticket," thought the UK.
On the way back from Bandung, the Englishman happened to meet again with the Jews. The UK is committed to practice the Jewish way to simply buy a ticket. Hey, the Jews did not buy a ticket at all. The British surprised: "Common-tricky what else is?"
The same story, the officer came to check tickets, and the UK were both rushed into the toilet. The Jews immediately got up and knock on the door of the toilet. The British handed the tickets through the door. The Jews took the ticket Si Britain and quietly go to the toilet to another.

fun story : A Delicious Cream Cake

Mike, who was visiting her brother who was married in order to celebrate Christmas, was amazed when it finds young nephew was able to help parents make the cake.
After they finished making the cake, allowing Timmy Timmy's Mom decorate the cake with cream. When Timmy was finished, she brought a cake and put on the table.
"Well, the cake looks delicious, Tim." Praises Mike. Mike then took a piece of cake and a bite while looking into the cookies that remain in the plates. "Tim, this cake really delicious."
After Mike spent one slice of cake, she then took a second piece of cake and give comments to Timmy. "The cakes are very beautiful eyes," said Mike. "How do you put the cream on the cake is so neat, not splattered everywhere?".
While waiting for answers from Timmy, Mike takes a second slice of cake with a single bite.
Then Timmy replied, "I just lick a messy creams on top of all that cake."

Adds, There are 5 Seeds

A young man has an excess of Ambon very proud of himself, that he had a 'seed' number is 3. He always wanted to proud of in every person. So when he met a young Javanese he said: "Mas. . . Mas. . , If I  Mas hang out with you like this, if we in the amount of seeds, all have 5 Mas. . . ! "
The Java answer surprised: "Very crazy . , Means that there are 3 of yours . . ? Incredible. . . ! "Another Kala the streets of Ambon again with youth Sundanese :" Kang .. Kang, if we were both in the number of seeds, amounting to 5  "
The Sundanese aghast: "Crazy. . . , Means that there are 3 seeds Marja yes. . . . ? Great . . ! "
One day he met the Arab youth and as usual he began to boast of the number of seeds: "Wan. . . , If we were both in the number of seeds. . . , The numbers there are 5 employees. . . ! "
No less surprised the Wan Abud was shocking: "Astaghfirullah. . . . , Very sorry for Ente, Ente seeds only means a yes! ! ! "

Fun Story : Give My last kiss

A stern-faced thugs were Harleynya motorhome, when passing a pretty girl a long dress who was standing on the bridge overpass.

He stopped his bike and asked: "what are you doing?"
The girl replied: "I want to kill myself"

Taking this opportunity the thugs said: "if so before you jump, give me your kiss the last one"

The girl was kissed. After the kiss ended, the thugs with a beaming face said: "why do you want to kill yourself? Your kiss is so hot and exciting. Surely many men who would be infatuated with this kiss "

Sadly the girl replied: "I want to kill myself because my parents and my family against my dress and dress up like women"

Fun Story : What Reactions First Doctor About Painting That?

There was a famous painter in the world. In the main career, he started losing his eyesight. Fearing that he would lose his life as a painter, he went to see the best eye surgeon in the world.
After several weeks of delicate surgery and therapy, his eyesight was restored. painter was so grateful and he decided to show his gratitude by painting the doctor's office.
Most of his work, including painting a giant eye on one wall. When he had completed his work, he held a press conference to unveil the newest work of art: the doctor's office.
During the press conference, a reporter saw eyes in the wall, and asked the doctor, "What's your first reaction upon seeing your newly painted office, especially a big eye paintings on the wall?"
Eye doctor replied, "I said to myself 'Thank God I am not a sex specialist.'"